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UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


HOW TO DRAW AN OWL -


TAGS: tips from uncle airman
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm

lolz
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LOL!
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Exactly.
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Win.
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
lol


CAPS LOCK - …FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE.


TAGS: caps lock
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by RL…

freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:02 pm
LMAO
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 5:51 pm
THANKS TO APERTURE SCIENCE THE IMPOSSIBLE is easy.
RAWR - September 4, 2009, 4:01 pm
FUUCKKK!


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call crackhead
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and tap as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its photos like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:35 pm
I always knew there was something about Velma.
Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk butterfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

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bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
JUST. FUCKING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


CHUCK NORRIS - CHUCK WHO?


TAGS: opscoastie
Rating: 4.38/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2011, 12:10 am
touché .
crankyhead - November 3, 2011, 3:16 am
LOL @ Derek's comment.
Derek - November 2, 2011, 11:16 pm
One can't be too surprised to find that a cowboy isn't loved by someone called "Mooooooooooo".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
You want me to dig him up and say that to his dessicated corpse?....you need help man..
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 7:26 am
He did have an original walk though - all sidey-ways & in deep water... I wonder if it was from a condition, one that made it tough to sit down too
pzykosiz - November 1, 2011, 8:50 pm
use your time wisely. Chuck will be with you soon
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
Sorry Champ, He was a Great Actor....and that was all.
Airman - November 1, 2011, 5:53 pm
but... but... Sands of Iwo Jima????????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 5:31 pm
Any time, and no. It's a simple fact,Chuck is a martial arts master and Marion was a big nothing. (if you have facts to dispute that, I'd gladly hear them) (BTW, this poster is a 1 regardless, you put no thought into it, and used a 5 year old meme.
opsCOASTIE - November 1, 2011, 4:55 pm
Well, thanks for the 1, but next time, check your grudges at the door.
opsCOASTIE - November 1, 2011, 4:52 pm
Say that to his face...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:51 pm
Marion Wayne was a draft dodging, Racist crybaby. And shouldn't be revered by anyone....If he was a "duke' he was the duke of dickheads..


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Clothing will just slow ya down!


TAGS: zombie apocalypse naked unibrow
Rating: 3.56/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:16 pm
He looks like a Klingon for all practical purposes!
Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:15 pm
Clear eyes, o god


PEEP SHOW -




THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




COMBAT BASICS -


TAGS: tiny steps
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - January 29, 2014, 3:48 am
Incoming fire has "right of way".
Grim [email protected] - October 7, 2010, 6:50 pm
ROR
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:11 pm
I have to agree with that... but, I'm an italian criminal... soooooo... grain of salt and all.
mikieelmo - October 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for
Anonymous2 - October 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
5L for making me laugh. Also, pretty sure this is also from Anon, "Friendly fire isn't."
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:27 pm
I'll take "Things you might hear in a Kubrick film" for 300, Alex.
rerun - October 6, 2010, 7:38 pm

all true
Neener - October 6, 2010, 6:27 pm
I LOL'd


Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


HIPSTERS - It takes a lot of effort to look like you don't care.


TAGS: hipster
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by vilnius

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 11:29 am
Just many years of no socializing with the outside world.
boston - July 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
Not really !!!


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?


DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


I Sat In The Dark And Thought -


TAGS: apocalypse life death fate destiny
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

vindicator - September 15, 2014, 10:42 pm
Like ordering nothing but appetizers and no entree
Greybeard - August 30, 2014, 11:50 pm
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:46 pm
Wow...5L "nail on the head" this one is!


YOUR CIRCLE -




THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be


TAGS: cups water engineer
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 8:22 am
Ah, but applying a factor of saftey of say 2...it's just right.
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 7:37 am
THE ACCOUNTANT The water is twice as much as it needs to be.


PERIODS - Every girl has her day.




FACEPALM - Wow. Even Homer thinks you screwed up.




REMEMBER - ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH YOUR MOM ABOUT TAKING A NAP ? IDIOT


TAGS: naps are good
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - August 10, 2012, 11:45 pm
amen, Airman, amen
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:37 pm
They forgot the femto-nap; the 1-2 second naps you take while driving!
Sho - August 10, 2012, 1:48 pm
I never was a day time sleeper. Kinda regret it now. 5L


CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




BULLYING -


TAGS: bully crazy psychotic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am
Timmmeehhh?
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's


BRAVERY -


TAGS: bravery war troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:39 am
Top marks!


MARINE CORPS - The few - The Proud - The Marines


TAGS: marine corps
Rating: 2.22/5

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spider7 - January 2, 2013, 3:35 pm
And to all the nerds disrespecting Marines. You would never dare to do that in public , or you would be in the hospital with a broken face.
spider7 - January 2, 2013, 3:33 pm
It's actually funny that some Marines would get all worked up about this picture. I thought as a Marine you were taught self control , you know.. Learning to stay calm under pressure. You are all acting like hotheads , and making yourselves look bad.
coldinjected - January 10, 2011, 11:46 am
Wow, let's play a game. "How offended can you be from a poster with a side note tossed randomly across the vast internet." Seriously? If you don't like it. 1L. Then move on. Let's tone down the clawing and eye gouging.
5150monkeylove - January 9, 2011, 9:51 pm
@eben, I have dealt with many a Marine in my time... #1, look at the date of the comment prior to yours. (definitely not proving your case here) #2, Marines, the grunts anyways, are there to do the job, not think about it. That is the joke.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:44 pm
Wow. What a bunch of punk asses. This is a great poster. That's it. A great poster. Keep your egos in your pants, and your mouths shut. Read, look and enjoy. 5L's
Eben Osgood - January 9, 2011, 7:21 pm
You make fun of Marines but when the day comes when you need us you come crying like a bitch. And how can you mock something you know nothing about? Do you know how many Marines have Masters and Doctoral degrees? And you have done what?
doog - June 10, 2009, 5:26 am
they get ragged on cause they're so fuckin stupid
hmm - June 10, 2009, 12:35 am
i dont get why you guys rag on marines like this and then insult them when they ask that you dont.
mess with the best. die like the rest - June 4, 2009, 3:44 pm
you can all die. Marines will fuck you up.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:34 pm
"The man" lacks spelling abilities.
The man - January 3, 2009, 12:48 am
I dont care i your American or not where ever youre from the Marines have probly saved your countries ass or blown your countries ass up so dont rag on them just cause douche bag ass country cant fight worth shit
wow - December 16, 2008, 8:00 pm
you guys are a bunch of cunts.... most of these comments are from some emo jackasses who only know combat from SOCOM on PS2, between pot smoking breaks and cutting their wrists. I really hope you time comes when your ass is in trouble, and then I bet you
barockeva - November 25, 2008, 12:54 am
The marines, when you dont have any practical life skills.
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 3:41 pm
Have fun being body-bag meat, then, mister "OORAH". Defending something will only make more people want to attack it. Fucking moron.
00RAH - October 15, 2008, 3:40 pm
Once again from a Marine "FUCK YOU" you are probably just some lil bitch who lives at home with mom and dad so FUCK YOU
OORAH - October 15, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm in the Marines and i'm saying FUCK YOU...... not for trying to make fun of this kid but for trying to rag on the Marines. So your not American then what makes you think you can rag on Marines? Have you ever met one? Are you in any form or Armed Servic
David - September 8, 2008, 10:38 pm
I am in the Armed Services...this is my nephe...and he is as proud as any marine I know
[email protected] - August 28, 2008, 11:14 am
Uh... I'm not American...
MitchY - August 14, 2008, 12:36 pm
wouw...you just insulted the ones who give there lives to save your ass -_- show some respect because this is lame


S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...




BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




NOT PICKY - OPTIMISTS SAY IT'S HALF FULL, AND PESSIMISTS SAY IT'S HALF EMPTY, BUT I SAY "ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT?"


TAGS: opscoastie
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:41 am
I grab the glass, empty it, and ask for a refill! Problem solved!
zoomer296 - February 1, 2013, 9:30 pm
I say the glass is always full. (1/2 liquid 1/2 air.)
keg0death - November 6, 2011, 6:56 pm
I'd say the glass is twice as big as in needs to be.


IF IT'S NOT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER -


TAGS: women psychos
Rating: 4.66/5

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Airman - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I'll try to do better, I promise
MashiMashi - March 1, 2012, 2:23 pm
this photo could use a better caption, and this caption could use a better photo. Its funny I laffed but felt it needed work.
PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:04 pm
Hah!
ICEMAN - February 28, 2012, 1:43 am
I'm going to need to look under the hood. (bonnet for you limeys)


WRITER'S BLOCK -




CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me


TAGS: the simpsons simpsons bart clown
Rating: 1.43/5

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TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 12:04 am
Eat.


ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headshot
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


WINTER HATS - in the summer time, they make it easy to spot the douche bags.




PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....




BE PREPARED -




ONLY IN TEXAS - God bless 'em


TAGS: texas cops
Rating: 4.41/5

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steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 3:58 pm
Brown people? You mean UPS? Some of my best friends are UPS employees.
Rishi - February 26, 2013, 10:37 am
Yea, I love how Southerners fucking hate us New Yorkers, but when you want something you'll use our dead citizens and firemen and cops as an excuse. You don't care about the people who died in 9/11 you just use it to hate on Brown people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
cops should have that right
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:21 pm
its funny cause where i am from the guy is black and it takes place in L.A. but still a great one.
phydeaux - January 22, 2010, 2:16 pm
I now have coffee running out my nose...5 night sticks for you!


THE CLOWN APOCALYPSE - It Won't Be Funny


TAGS: clown apolalypse
Rating: 4.3/5

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CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 5:18 am
So's the Capitol Building in Washington DC.
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 9:37 am
Come To Quebec The Place Is Full Of Clown's.
Bull - September 29, 2012, 1:57 am
lol, this reminded me of an old B-movie horror flick called Killer Klowns from outer space.
CloudchaserS - September 28, 2012, 11:54 pm
Especially if it's Clowny Freaks (Juggalos) getting their clown on


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - fucked-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

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tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!




determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


IRONIC TATTOOES - Make Patrolman Adamson smile


TAGS: cops tattoo
Rating: 3.47/5

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barockeva - March 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
But the police was such a great band...
agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
I'd like to buy an "E" Pat.


MY GPS SAYS - "Estimated Arrival Time" all I hear is "Time To Beat"


TAGS: gps race
Rating: 4.88/5

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PSYCHOLOGY HOTLINE -


TAGS: psychology day
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:14 pm
5Ls
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm
If you have an inferiority complex, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are dyslexic pres 696969. If you have short-term memory loss, please hang up and try again later.
sickartist - March 16, 2010, 10:08 am
Nice response 5L


PSYCHO SEAL - the zoo is a dangerous place


TAGS: psycho seal
Rating: 2.11/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 1:56 am
That's what I was aiming for, sarcastically.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 1:50 am
I was thinking it was more like celebrating tolerance
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 1:18 am
1. the state or fact of being diverse; difference; unlikeness. 2. variety; multiformity. 3. a point of difference.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 1:16 am
Diversity? I am confused, as usual
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
Celebrate diversity, claire! LOL!
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 11:14 pm
You mean the crappy ones, right?
Claire - December 5, 2010, 11:06 pm
I'm gonna go ahead and say it. What's with all the posters lately?
50cal - December 5, 2010, 8:51 pm
Most over used photo on the net!


9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


PERVERTED - All guys are perverted. Some just start earlier than others.




PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse kit wytch
Rating: 3.46/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:36 pm
Like they say "When hell is full the dead will walk the earth". Come on guys it's got to be standing room only right now.


LE GRIL? - What the HELL does THAT mean?


TAGS: simpsons homer grill bbq le gril
Rating: 3.08/5

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50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:49 am
lol.......... Love the noobs that try to come in with no posters and scrutinize things.
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:26 am
Way to contribute nothing but a dumb/ lame ass comment.
Maxxxy - January 14, 2011, 8:38 am
Way to get the quote completely wrong.


LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


SAFE WEATHER -


TAGS: safe weather sea ships
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster


It's a beautiful day -




MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! -


TAGS: coke pepsi transformers optimus megatron
Rating: 4.64/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:49 am
*hypocrite
Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:48 am
Am I a hypocrit because I invest in Coke, but drink Pepsi?
Ascetic - July 20, 2011, 10:54 pm
Awesome!
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
LOL! Nice one Hypercat.


I AM NOT CRAZY - I am psychotic, there is a difference !


TAGS: not crazy i am psychotic
Rating: 4.9/5

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TheLeprechaun - September 1, 2011, 6:12 pm
This is exactly what my ex-fiancee said to me.


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




DIRECTIONS -




I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...


TAGS: lies upset believe
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388


HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




FULLY LOADED -


TAGS: us troops alexander hamilton
Rating: 4.55/5

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Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:57 pm
jeez louise.. it's a picture of some troops deploying.. as in standing up. Should have put it in the tags. oh well
Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:25 pm
To me it was kinda obvious that the picture was of someone who DID stand up for something...but yeah it could be a bit better I guess.
nuvious - January 20, 2012, 7:37 am
Yeah, not enough context to the quote. The way it's framed it makes it look like the insult is being aimed at the troops. It'd be hard to put a picture with it because you need someone who's doesn't take a stand, and it's hard to express that visually.
jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:10 am
hmmm kinda jacked up I even say no to this one... bad show
caveman - December 20, 2011, 12:23 am
Apart from the fact that it makes sense, this makes no sense whatsoever
Airman - December 19, 2011, 2:20 pm
no sense? it is a direct quote made by Alexander Hamilton, the first Sec of the Treasury of the US. He's on the $10 bill. He is listed in the tags. This isn't a joke.
kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 1:29 am
kind of makes no sense and plus jokes about troops are pretty bad even if they are truth


BREAKING NEWS - Lego Land is in turmoil this evening after what some experts are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." Please stay tuned.


TAGS: lego zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.41/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:22 pm
I love this one, five starts!


CREEPS - They WILL find you.


TAGS: creeps
Rating: 4.2/5

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CoolioIndeed - February 27, 2011, 8:19 pm
I loled


CAPS LOCK - Are you ready to win your online conversation?


TAGS: caps lock wrath lol funny souledge unleash power meow cat
Rating: 3.67/5

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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
I used this Motifake on Facebook to make a group on supporting the usage of capslock.


PEPSI WHITE - The new Michael Jackson tribute flavor


TAGS: pepsi white michael jackson yogurt
Rating: 3.05/5

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misfit - July 28, 2009, 6:50 pm
pepsi and yogurt? yak!


3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.




NIGHTBOAT -


TAGS: simpsons nightboat
Rating: 1.83/5

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Nateosis - October 30, 2009, 9:45 am
QUIET! I will not hear another word against the boat!
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:26 pm
LOL
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
Ugh, there's always a canal, an inlet, or a peninsula.


HULA HOOPS - Nobody Hates Them


TAGS: hulahoops
Rating: 2.98/5

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zerojustice - July 14, 2008, 11:08 pm
Because there's no freaking hula hoop you actually have to use in Wii Fit.
Rosie - July 5, 2008, 2:04 am
I hate them. How is it that I pwn on Wii Fit and can't actually hula hoop?


GAMER - Ones a gamer always a gamer


TAGS: gamer old gramps
Rating: 1.68/5

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TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:59 pm
This is so going to be me in the future. Hopefully we can play telepathically before I get arthritis.
unsavory - July 16, 2008, 11:45 am
Oh, missed that, -_-
-_- - July 12, 2008, 8:39 pm
Or, 'once'. Depending on your use of the 'lenguage'. *snickers*


DEFILADE -


TAGS: paratroops crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:20 am
feel free to PM me if you need an explanation =)
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:19 am
Input appreciated. However, it doesn't matter how much text you use, and just because it doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:11 am
i dont think these are supposed to be a paragraph long. and it would help if they made sense.
marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:38 pm
good stuff. 5L
SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 2:26 pm
Well done
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:20 pm
I hate you for making me laugh so hard at this.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:18 pm
He'd best keep an eye out for the attack poodles. 5
Airman - April 15, 2011, 5:47 pm
LOL..
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 5:26 pm
Favourited... I enjoyed this short 5tory, well played


INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way


TAGS: birds on wires upsidedown
Rating: 4.47/5

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Greeny - July 6, 2011, 7:48 pm
Birds are already screwed... that's where more birds come from
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
Birds will be screwed when the world goes fully wireless.
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:38 am
There is if you have a Mac =D
house - June 10, 2011, 12:51 am
....and the comment section, LOL
house - June 10, 2011, 12:50 am
tks pzy - i must remember to more thoroughly check before submitting. wold,be great to have a spell check in the create section
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:39 am
supposed to be a comma after there's as well
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:38 am
*their, there's you're lucky aggy's not here
house - June 9, 2011, 11:30 pm
(N) iceman - end vat wood b ?
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
Speeling fail. 1L


ONE DAY -




I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

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SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm
rofl


ROUNDHOUSE KICK? - IS THAT SOME NEW KIND OF FANCY DANCE?


TAGS: opscoastie
Rating: 4.56/5

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alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:15 pm
t(-_-t)


DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




BOMBARDMENT - A game as old as pain itself




THE GREAT RECESSION - it's hitting EVERYONE




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


PREPARE - For the CAPS LOCK FURY!




3 Men and a Robot -


TAGS: robot slaps people lie
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:37 am
'xcuse me.....hoar
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:35 am
(Silly me. Why would I ever think the word S.L.U.T w/be an acceptable term to that whore of a censor)
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:32 am
Ism, sweetheart, you magnificent moti-slut, you. Emulate away. You do it quite well. Indeed. Couldn’t have been more timely. Now, if you’d be so kind to consider a moti-news clip ever now and then, well, this ol’ dawg’s itch would, in turn, be scratched.
Ism - June 27, 2014, 1:39 am
I don't think I can read a joke anymore that doesn't automatically become a GaryO 3 Men meme in my mind... Your 3 Men posters, to me have become the most Iconic & looked forward too Motifake's... an honor to emulate you.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:51 pm
I *slap* give this poster *slap* a *slap*L...nobody told me the robot slaps your a**...yee haa...I love *slap* liver *slap*!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 8:36 pm
Well, this is creepy. I came real close to posting that very joke…..in the bar scene. Weeeeird.
rerun - June 26, 2014, 8:04 pm

If any of you send that robot to my house I will ban you for life.


LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


CALL OF DUTY -


TAGS: god bless our troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

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wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the photo are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!


RIVALRIES - they're all fun and games until someone gets run off the road and flipped




Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


12/21/2012 -


TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....


APOCALYPSE - Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.




YOU BETTER BE READY -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun
Rating: 4.11/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady


NERF JESUS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! -




BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups


TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

I could use some mayo on my sammich


MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

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Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


CYRUS - he better get back to sleep before his father whip his cyclops ass. it's tough love




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